August 16, 2022 | by Crouse Linwood

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No Spain today. No Russia either, although (surprise!) Putin won, commenting “I promise you that the democratic achievements of our people will be ensured and guaranteed. We will not rest at what has been achieved, we will strengthen the multi-party system. We will strengthen civil society and do everything to ensure freedom for the mass media.” Uh huh. Sure you will. And I’m slot demo be singing bass for the Red Army Choir.

Instead, let’s chat for a minute about science. It was reported today that scientists have discovered an “object” beyond Pluto. As is usual with people who have extremely specialized interests and far too much time on their hands, there has been a bunch of wrangling amongst astronomers over whether this object can be considered a planet, a planetoid, a plutino, or a penguin.

I hate to be the one to ask this question, since I generally think space exploration is pretty fascinating, but does anyone care?

Big deal. There’s a frozen ball of rock eighty gazillion miles away from here that’s in a 10,500 year orbit around the sun. Yet all of the major media outlets have picked up on the story, and if I had television …